Dumb Ways To Die

Verse 1
C F
Set fire to your hair
C F

Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
C F
Eat medicine that’s out of date
C F
Use your private parts as piranha bait

Chorus
C Em Am C
Dumb ways to die
F D G F
So many dumb ways to die
C Em Am Em
Dumb ways to die
F G C
So many dumb ways to die

Verse 2
C F
Get your toast out with a fork
Do your own electrical work
Teach yourself how to fly
Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie

Chorus
C Em Am C
Dumb ways to die
F D G F
So many dumb ways to die
C Em Am Em
Dumb ways to die
F G C
So many dumb ways to die

Verse 3
C F
Invite a psycho killer inside
Scratch a drug dealer’s brand new ride
Take your helmet off in outer space
Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place

Chorus
C Em Am C
Dumb ways to die
F D G F
So many dumb ways to die
C Em Am Em
Dumb ways to die
F G C
So many dumb ways to die

Verse 4
C F
Keep a rattle snake as a pet
Sell both your kidneys on the internet
Eat a tube of superglue
‘I wonder what’s this red button do’

Chorus
C Em Am C
Dumb ways to die
F D G F
So many dumb ways to die
C Em Am Em
Dumb ways to die
F G C
So many dumb ways to die

F G C Fmaj7 F G
Dress up like a moose during hunting season
F G C Fmaj7 F
Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason
G Am

Stand on the edge of a train station platform
G Am
Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
G Am G
Run across the tracks between the platforms
F G
They may not rhyme but they quite possibly

Outro
C Em Am Em
The dumbest ways to die
C Em Am Em
The dumbest ways to die
C Em Am Em
The dumbest ways to die…
F

So many dumb
F G C
So many dumb ways to die

during the Verse play:
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